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[vanreyk]

"This is Simon, you know what to do."

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[oversleeperagent]

ok that's way more likely

hopefully i won't have to hole myself up in this room forever in shame

[vanreyk]

if it ends up that bad you can hide here at the apartment for a little bit

[oversleeperagent]

what would i do without you???

ok hold on a sec

[ Sometime later, definitely more than "a sec"... ]

omg i asked him
he said yes
what now

[vanreyk]

never leave your own apartment???

[Forever later. He figures Scott either died of embarrassment and a broken heart or... no probably that. He's glad to be wrong when he does text him back eventually.]

now?
now you've gotta plan for a date
scott's big gay movie double date

[oversleeperagent]

probably

[ He survived this time. ]

ho boy ho boy
what do i even
wear
what should i wear????

[vanreyk]

clothes would be a good start
and your cleanest and best undies

[oversleeperagent]

oh wow to think i would have gone completely nude if you hadn't said anything WHEW o(一︿一+)o

[vanreyk]

clearly he likes your birthday suit so it wouldn't have been that bad if you did

I mean besides the public indecency

[oversleeperagent]

look i can go slutty but not THAT slutty

[vanreyk]

I'm proud of you for having some modesty

[oversleeperagent]

hey now
only a little teeny tiny bit of modesty don't insult me

[ He's a proud ho. ]