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Simon Van Reyk ([personal profile] vanreyk) wrote2022-09-20 05:23 am

IC CONTACT




"This is Simon, you know what to do."

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO
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[personal profile] oversleeperagent 2023-02-25 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
only 3 times

[ Goddamn mystery trilogy with its sex scenes. ]

maybe
probably
definitely

simon im in so much trouble
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[personal profile] oversleeperagent 2023-02-25 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
yeah i do
and yeah
i do

this may come as a shock to you but im very bad at this and have the worst WORST dating history

so on the one hand im maybe possibly really worried
on the other hand i trust him

but as my dad would say my heart is bigger than my brain
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[personal profile] oversleeperagent 2023-02-26 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
thanks simon
that means a whole lot more than you can imagine

i guess i keep thinking about ryder and how it sounds like they were really really into each other
and then one day he shoots him
obviously not as abrupt as that but did ryder think he knew him? did he trust him as much as i do??


[ Ugh no he promised himself he wouldn't get trapped in Ryder thoughts. ]

if i shoot him you'll be my alibi right?
i was babysitting
couldn't have been me
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[personal profile] oversleeperagent 2023-02-26 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
same face 4 lyfe

maybe i should
i mean its a reasonable ask since we're talking about being roommates and have fucked more than twice right???

are you saying you'd be my alibi while you still need a sitter??????
cause that's fine by me you have a deal
he dies tonight

no im jk
im pretty sure you know that but im putting it in writing
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[personal profile] oversleeperagent 2023-02-26 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
too late gonna fuck em

you already said in very few words so we're in this together now
same face gang 4 lyfe

especially if we get caught lol


[ Why do you talk to him? ]
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[personal profile] oversleeperagent 2023-02-26 10:28 am (UTC)(link)
we have the same face simon no one will believe you ✪ ω ✪
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[personal profile] oversleeperagent 2023-02-26 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
we've been seen in public together you can't escape this
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[personal profile] oversleeperagent 2023-02-26 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
okay okay fiiine

you know i'd totally cover a murder for you




well probably it depends
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[personal profile] oversleeperagent 2023-02-26 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
of course not you have children to think about now

speaking of how's paradise going for you
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[personal profile] oversleeperagent 2023-02-26 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
i cant believe this place can make you capable of giving birth to wolves and deer but it doesn't give you enough nipples to feed a litter

really half assed transformations if you ask me

rip your nips i hope they are able to recover
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[personal profile] oversleeperagent 2023-02-27 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm






yeah
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[personal profile] oversleeperagent 2023-02-27 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
of course not oh my god

[ Probably not?? No, yes, definitely not. ]

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