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[vanreyk]

"This is Simon, you know what to do."

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[vanreyk]

I can say before all this I've never said anything like it either
not a big talker typically just your standard oh fuck sorta gay
guy*
okay maybe autocorrect was right

and NO
no it's not BAD but
I don't know scott it's complicated or maybe it is for me
maybe I'm making a big stupid deal out of something that doesn't have to be
this is my second shot at having some kind of life before whatever this is ends
I won't waste it

[oversleeperagent]

oh fuck sorta gay, got it

[ Definitely thought it was on purpose until he corrected himself. ]

no it's not stupid
even if it was i know what you mean
you can't help how you think
even less so here i guess

it doesn't sound like you're wasting it at all

[vanreyk]

sometimes I even mix it up with an oh god

see this is why we're same face gang
we get each other
and all our gay hot messes

yeah guess not
I'm knocked up and living with bf/boss
think I'm doing pretty okay

[oversleeperagent]

you can't go wrong with the classics

not that i would wish it on anyone but it is kind of nice to know someone who steps knee deep in it like i do

yeah all of that is so nice but remember you also have a super cool face twin who is going to drag your ass to the movies and isn't that what really counts

[vanreyk]

they do stand the test of time

not just same face gang but a brother from another mother across time AND space

just the two of us or are we doing a double date for the movies?

[oversleeperagent]

i wish i could take you back to andromeda just to see the looks of horror on everyone's faces when they see two of us

my sister included

i don't mind a double date but then that means i have to actually ask reyes out
would it be weird
idk the rules for this situation

[vanreyk]

hello everyone I'm scott but aussie flavored
we both have this cool trick where our bodies hate us and we have seizures

you could say you got roped into being a third wheel with me and harrow
ask if he wants to be your plus one to make it not as weird

[oversleeperagent]

we'd be a hit
or we'd get hit

omg you're a genius
that sounds a lot less weird than whatever i would have said i'm 100% sure

[vanreyk]

hit our heads on the ground you mean

that's what friends are for
helping each other not look stupid
sometimes
other times it's 100% making each other look stupid

tell me how it goes

[oversleeperagent]

ok that's way more likely

hopefully i won't have to hole myself up in this room forever in shame

[vanreyk]

if it ends up that bad you can hide here at the apartment for a little bit

[oversleeperagent]

what would i do without you???

ok hold on a sec

[ Sometime later, definitely more than "a sec"... ]

omg i asked him
he said yes
what now

[vanreyk]

never leave your own apartment???

[Forever later. He figures Scott either died of embarrassment and a broken heart or... no probably that. He's glad to be wrong when he does text him back eventually.]

now?
now you've gotta plan for a date
scott's big gay movie double date

[oversleeperagent]

probably

[ He survived this time. ]

ho boy ho boy
what do i even
wear
what should i wear????

[vanreyk]

clothes would be a good start
and your cleanest and best undies

[oversleeperagent]

oh wow to think i would have gone completely nude if you hadn't said anything WHEW o(一︿一+)o

[vanreyk]

clearly he likes your birthday suit so it wouldn't have been that bad if you did

I mean besides the public indecency

[oversleeperagent]

look i can go slutty but not THAT slutty

[vanreyk]

I'm proud of you for having some modesty

[oversleeperagent]

hey now
only a little teeny tiny bit of modesty don't insult me

[ He's a proud ho. ]