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I'm kicking you out of the same face gang

when did this become about me anyway???
alright okay
you can't repeat what I'm going to tell you to anyone
not Reyes
Waylon
Your sister if she shows up here
No one

I'm only telling you because this is some weird purgatory between time and space apparently
Also you're from the future ANYWAY

we had a case where we found bones in concrete in the river
Clear murder cover up
I worked on it myself personally for months with some help from harrow's girl at the time real smart sharp as hell
Could see why he liked her
Long story short harrow was the killer

After a while started getting an inkling it could be him
Hated to think it
I asked him if there was something I should know
And he lied to my face

Confronted him myself in the end
It was self defense against his ex-wife's husband he was a real nasty piece of work
But he still hid it
Covered it up or tried too

I helped him in the end
Without me he would have been caught
And maybe after I died he killed the guy who murdered me

but yeah
told him don't lie to me again

Okay done word vomiting
You're sworn to secrecy or I'll tell everyone you're the baby in the same face gang

holy shit

[ Yeah give him a moment to come up with something more than that. That all took a turn he hadn't been expecting. ]

yeah yeah of course i won't tell a single soul
shit
are you sure you can call this man the straightest anymore

he promised not to lie to you EVER again
killed a guy for you
found out you were into him
then put the smooth moves on you in a CLUB
got a place with you
Impregnated you

that's pretty gay

holy shit is right

anyone else I'd say it was pretty gay but
that's the thing I don't think harrow would be interested in any other men

also getting me knocked up wasn't planned!
technically
sure he might have said he wanted to fill me with his puppies while we've had sex here and there
and I might have encouraged him and said I wanted that
BUT IT WAS DURING MATE BRAIN STUFF
we didn't actually think you know it would happen since I'm a guy

look you won't get it until it happens to you
if it even does

oh my god seriously lmao

[ SORRY SORRY he just pictured these two talking about pregnancy in the middle of sex and he lost it. ]

don't say that
i'm not getting knocked up or knocking up
unlike some people i am responsible

[ Now he's just teasing. ]

also the fact that he's not into any other men but you somehow makes this gayer

shut up! it was heat of the moment stuff!

you? responsible? for some reason I don't believe that for a second

and I could be totally wrong about that okay
but it just
it feels like that
like I'm the only one
really not helping my he's super straight argument am I?

look i've said some WILD things in the heat of the moment but damn

[ He has probably sounded crazier, honestly. He shouldn't judge. But it's funny. He's sorry, face twin. ]

okay so
maybe he's simonsexual
would that be SO bad?

I can say before all this I've never said anything like it either
not a big talker typically just your standard oh fuck sorta gay
guy*
okay maybe autocorrect was right

and NO
no it's not BAD but
I don't know scott it's complicated or maybe it is for me
maybe I'm making a big stupid deal out of something that doesn't have to be
this is my second shot at having some kind of life before whatever this is ends
I won't waste it

oh fuck sorta gay, got it

[ Definitely thought it was on purpose until he corrected himself. ]

no it's not stupid
even if it was i know what you mean
you can't help how you think
even less so here i guess

it doesn't sound like you're wasting it at all

sometimes I even mix it up with an oh god

see this is why we're same face gang
we get each other
and all our gay hot messes

yeah guess not
I'm knocked up and living with bf/boss
think I'm doing pretty okay

you can't go wrong with the classics

not that i would wish it on anyone but it is kind of nice to know someone who steps knee deep in it like i do

yeah all of that is so nice but remember you also have a super cool face twin who is going to drag your ass to the movies and isn't that what really counts

they do stand the test of time

not just same face gang but a brother from another mother across time AND space

just the two of us or are we doing a double date for the movies?

i wish i could take you back to andromeda just to see the looks of horror on everyone's faces when they see two of us

my sister included

i don't mind a double date but then that means i have to actually ask reyes out
would it be weird
idk the rules for this situation

hello everyone I'm scott but aussie flavored
we both have this cool trick where our bodies hate us and we have seizures

you could say you got roped into being a third wheel with me and harrow
ask if he wants to be your plus one to make it not as weird

we'd be a hit
or we'd get hit

omg you're a genius
that sounds a lot less weird than whatever i would have said i'm 100% sure

hit our heads on the ground you mean

that's what friends are for
helping each other not look stupid
sometimes
other times it's 100% making each other look stupid

tell me how it goes

ok that's way more likely

hopefully i won't have to hole myself up in this room forever in shame

if it ends up that bad you can hide here at the apartment for a little bit

what would i do without you???

ok hold on a sec

[ Sometime later, definitely more than "a sec"... ]

omg i asked him
he said yes
what now

never leave your own apartment???

[Forever later. He figures Scott either died of embarrassment and a broken heart or... no probably that. He's glad to be wrong when he does text him back eventually.]

now?
now you've gotta plan for a date
scott's big gay movie double date

probably

[ He survived this time. ]

ho boy ho boy
what do i even
wear
what should i wear????

clothes would be a good start
and your cleanest and best undies

oh wow to think i would have gone completely nude if you hadn't said anything WHEW o(一︿一+)o

clearly he likes your birthday suit so it wouldn't have been that bad if you did

I mean besides the public indecency

look i can go slutty but not THAT slutty

I'm proud of you for having some modesty

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oversleeperagent - 2023-01-30 09:31 (UTC) - Expand