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"This is Simon, you know what to do."
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"This is Simon, you know what to do."
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"This is Simon, you know what to do."
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"This is Simon, you know what to do."
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[ He's five leave him alone. ]
omg if ryder shows up you're not allowed to like him more than me
i can't speak for all the animal mate brain shit because i haven't been animal brained yet
unless i have and don't realize it
but you have to feel something from him right? something that feels real and not like it's just this whole transformation messing with his head?
like that special connection
the little spark
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and what if I think you're both cool? equally super cool and part of the same face gang?
what if I think you're just a smidge bit cooler?
yeah yeah of course I do but
idk it's kinda weird tho sometimes thinking about it
about before I died and ended up here
harrow never showed any signs before never looked at me the way he does now
or maybe I just missed it
maybe I didn't know him as well as I thought
but I know he means it even if my mind tries to because I told him not to lie to me again
he won't
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okay that's fine i'll allow it
anyway maybe you did miss something
maybe he's more obvious about it now because he knows you're super duper hot for him (^・ω・^ )
also you guys have known each other a long time right
reyes and i just met here
and reyes couldn't have known ryder that long either
ryder is too busy running around the cluster solving everyone's problems
not to diminish what they have
had
whatever
idk i guess i'm just saying it sounds like you and harrow have a deep trust that probably came from a lot of talking and experiencing bullshit together
actually it's funny you said that about telling harrow not to lie to you again
because the truth seemed to be a big uuh hurdle between them
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He wears all denim 99% of the time
Drinks and listens to records and oldies
Can't shave for shit
Was always dating or seeing women
All the clues add up to not me
Yeah uh you could say we've experienced some bullshit together
It sounds like you need to make it a thing for you and Reyes and dtr
Maybe take a bit of your own advice
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there's only so much you can blame on the animal brain right i mean if he were that straight maybe he would have found a
bitch
[ Lol get it]
why did you have to tell him not to lie to you again anyway
i mean you don't have to answer obviously it just seems like a theme here
[ He's not ignoring the other thing just...gently placing it to the side for now. This is relevant okay! ]
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when did this become about me anyway???
alright okay
you can't repeat what I'm going to tell you to anyone
not Reyes
Waylon
Your sister if she shows up here
No one
I'm only telling you because this is some weird purgatory between time and space apparently
Also you're from the future ANYWAY
we had a case where we found bones in concrete in the river
Clear murder cover up
I worked on it myself personally for months with some help from harrow's girl at the time real smart sharp as hell
Could see why he liked her
Long story short harrow was the killer
After a while started getting an inkling it could be him
Hated to think it
I asked him if there was something I should know
And he lied to my face
Confronted him myself in the end
It was self defense against his ex-wife's husband he was a real nasty piece of work
But he still hid it
Covered it up or tried too
I helped him in the end
Without me he would have been caught
And maybe after I died he killed the guy who murdered me
but yeah
told him don't lie to me again
Okay done word vomiting
You're sworn to secrecy or I'll tell everyone you're the baby in the same face gang
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[ Yeah give him a moment to come up with something more than that. That all took a turn he hadn't been expecting. ]
yeah yeah of course i won't tell a single soul
shit
are you sure you can call this man the straightest anymore
he promised not to lie to you EVER again
killed a guy for you
found out you were into him
then put the smooth moves on you in a CLUB
got a place with you
Impregnated you
that's pretty gay
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anyone else I'd say it was pretty gay but
that's the thing I don't think harrow would be interested in any other men
also getting me knocked up wasn't planned!
technically
sure he might have said he wanted to fill me with his puppies while we've had sex here and there
and I might have encouraged him and said I wanted that
BUT IT WAS DURING MATE BRAIN STUFF
we didn't actually think you know it would happen since I'm a guy
look you won't get it until it happens to you
if it even does
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[ SORRY SORRY he just pictured these two talking about pregnancy in the middle of sex and he lost it. ]
don't say that
i'm not getting knocked up or knocking up
unlike some people i am responsible
[ Now he's just teasing. ]
also the fact that he's not into any other men but you somehow makes this gayer
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you? responsible? for some reason I don't believe that for a second
and I could be totally wrong about that okay
but it just
it feels like that
like I'm the only one
really not helping my he's super straight argument am I?
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[ He has probably sounded crazier, honestly. He shouldn't judge. But it's funny. He's sorry, face twin. ]
okay so
maybe he's simonsexual
would that be SO bad?
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not a big talker typically just your standard oh fuck sorta gay
guy*
okay maybe autocorrect was right
and NO
no it's not BAD but
I don't know scott it's complicated or maybe it is for me
maybe I'm making a big stupid deal out of something that doesn't have to be
this is my second shot at having some kind of life before whatever this is ends
I won't waste it
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[ Definitely thought it was on purpose until he corrected himself. ]
no it's not stupid
even if it was i know what you mean
you can't help how you think
even less so here i guess
it doesn't sound like you're wasting it at all
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see this is why we're same face gang
we get each other
and all our gay hot messes
yeah guess not
I'm knocked up and living with bf/boss
think I'm doing pretty okay
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not that i would wish it on anyone but it is kind of nice to know someone who steps knee deep in it like i do
yeah all of that is so nice but remember you also have a super cool face twin who is going to drag your ass to the movies and isn't that what really counts
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not just same face gang but a brother from another mother across time AND space
just the two of us or are we doing a double date for the movies?
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my sister included
i don't mind a double date but then that means i have to actually ask reyes out
would it be weird
idk the rules for this situation
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we both have this cool trick where our bodies hate us and we have seizures
you could say you got roped into being a third wheel with me and harrow
ask if he wants to be your plus one to make it not as weird
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or we'd get hit
omg you're a genius
that sounds a lot less weird than whatever i would have said i'm 100% sure
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that's what friends are for
helping each other not look stupid
sometimes
other times it's 100% making each other look stupid
tell me how it goes
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hopefully i won't have to hole myself up in this room forever in shame
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ok hold on a sec
[ Sometime later, definitely more than "a sec"... ]
omg i asked him
he said yes
what now
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[Forever later. He figures Scott either died of embarrassment and a broken heart or... no probably that. He's glad to be wrong when he does text him back eventually.]
now?
now you've gotta plan for a date
scott's big gay movie double date
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[ He survived this time. ]
ho boy ho boy
what do i even
wear
what should i wear????
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